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  A: Two: One to change the bulb, and the other to assume the ladder....
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  A: Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change....
• Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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  "A:" Two - one to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
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