Related:

• How many Columbia students does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But he gets three credits.
• THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?...
• How many Arts students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but they get 6 credits for it...
• Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
• Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....