Related:

• Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None; assholes never see the light anyway....
• How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb....
• Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None, the bulb will change itself when its ready....