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Q:" How Many Cats Does It Takes To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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"Q:" How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with
gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light
you need.
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