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  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
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  Said the damsel, demure, "You'll excuse me, I'm sure, But I must say you fuck like a farmer....
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  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
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  A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn fish!...
• 72 There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
  When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck....
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  "Tell me," said the doctor, "Do you play hockey or soccer?...