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115 A Lad From Far-off Transvaal Was Lustful, But Tactful Withal.
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115 A lad from far-off Transvaal
Was lustful, but tactful withal.
He'd say, just for luck,
"Mam'selle, do you fuck?"
But he'd bow till he almost would crawl.
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