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• young man who lived in Khartoum Was exceedingly fond of the womb.
  He thought nothing finer Than the female vagina, So he kept three of four in his room....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
  He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her -- And left her to pay for the room....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• The following are actual stories told by travellers from Mendocino County, CA to travel agents in the UK.
  (And you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography....
• Kiss and a slap A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
  They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother....
• From ph@uowcsa.oz.au Mon Dec 12 20:53:34 1988 Flag
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• Yrneh Etac VI - No such device or address --------------- (novax!
  owhere!etac6) OR (etac6@nowhere) If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
• An attractive young secretary in her first week on the job got some friendly advice about the office Romeo from the more matronly office workers.
  Watch out for 'Tiny' ... Stay away from 'Tiny'," they warned her....