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  When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station....
• A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
  The father asked him the nature of this - to which he replied "While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her....
• Good Eats... A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
  Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!...
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....
• Marital bliss After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling.
  They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw....
• An Embarrassing Ski moment... Conditions were perfect.
  12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over, "tell me when we're having fun" kind of day....