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  I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
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  So the doctor gave him some pills, but warned him that they were still experimental, and that he should be extremely careful in their use....
• 92 A young violinist from Rio Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
  As she took down her panties She said, "No andante...
• A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
  After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex....
• There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.
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  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
  Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....