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  I'm dripping with sweat, And you haven't come yet; And, my God! it`s a quarter to four!...
• Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2
  Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!...
• Guy is in a bar and he sees a couple of women. One is absolutely stunning and the other one is just a dog.
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• Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
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• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• 1. My kids are locked outside. 2. My kids are locked inside.
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• PAR FOR THE MAIN COURSE I’m doing a dangerous thing.
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• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....