There Was A Gay Countess Of Bray, And You May Think It Odd When I Say, That In Spite Of High Station, Rank And Education, She Always Spelled Cunt With A "k".

There Was A Gay Countess Of Bray, And You May Think It Odd When I Say, That In Spite Of High Station, Rank And Education, She Always Spelled Cunt With A "k".

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There was a gay countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say,
That in spite of high station,
Rank and education,
She always spelled cunt with a "k".

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