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  Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Q: Did you hear about the Chernobyl worker who grew 5 penises?
  A: Now his pants fit him like a glove....
• There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
  When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• There once was a man from Marcasse Who had balls fashioned of brass When jangled together They played 'Stormy Weather' And lightning shot out of his ass.
• One bright and early afternoon a ventriloquist was walking through a field when he encountered an indian grazing his cow, horse and sheep.
  The man smiled at the indian and asked, "How are you doing today Mr....