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  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• 132 There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt.
  She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front....
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
• 29 There was a young lady of Ealing And her lover before her was kneeling.
  Said she, "Dearest Jim, Take your hands off my quim...
• There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• A woman is nearly caught with her lover when her husband comes home early.
  To hide her lover, she puts him in the closet. While in the closet, the lover soon learns that he is not alone....
• A nice young worker from Australia Post ( yes they do exist ), was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follow
  GOD c/o Heaven Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old lady who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in need of $...
• There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
  She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....