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  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
  All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
• Keeping Busy... A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year.
  A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter....
• Good for you! Here's a real Aggie joke, not just a Polish joke or some such that's had a few words replaced.
  Hope you enjoy it: There was once a very very stupid farmer in Texas....
• John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
  He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
• Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
  He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
• Weiner was in fact very absent minded. The following story is told about him
  When they moved from Cambridge to Newton his wife, knowing that he would be absolutely useless on the move, packed him off to MIT while she directed the move....
• A man and his wife were traveling through Kansas on a hot day
  when they stopped for gas the wife stayed in the car with the windows up and the air conditioning going, while the husband stepped out to talk to the man servic- ing the car....
• A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive.
  I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast....