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52 There Were Three Ladies Of Huxham, And Whenever We Meets 'em We Fucks 'em
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52 There were three ladies of Huxham,
And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em,
And when that game grows stale
We sits on a rail,
And pulls out our pricks and they sucks 'em.
Related:
You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!
Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em??
What does the neon sign say above Joe's 24-hour Abortion Clinic? YOU RAPE 'EM, WE SCRAPE 'EM
Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
.. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
Why do Canadians do it doggy style?? So they both can watch the hockey game!
!! Canadians ? We call 'em icebacks !...