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• A nice young worker from Australia Post ( yes they do exist ), was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follow
  GOD c/o Heaven Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old lady who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in need of $...
• Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
• 92 A young violinist from Rio Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
  As she took down her panties She said, "No andante...
• There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
  It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
• At the Republican convention, some radicals presented themselves as an "organization," "Draft Dodgers for Quayle.
  One of them quipped: "The GOP nominated a drug dealer and a draft dodger....
• Joe's Accident... Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe....
• THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE ---- DRINK 17 ---- beer 25 ---- beer 35 ---- vodka 48 ---- double vodka 66 ---- Maalox SEDUCTION LINE 17 ---- My parents are away for the weekend.
  25 ---- My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 ---- My fiancee is away for the weekend....
• kin graft There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.
  The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so thin....
• A Bit of Halloween Caution! A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
  She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....