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  But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
• There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
• A graduate student of mathematics who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
  "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know....
• There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• 135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
  She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
• 151 There was a young girl of Des Moines Whose cunt could be fitted with coi
  Till a guy from Hoboken Went and dropped in a token, And now she rides free on the ferry....
• There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
  Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
• There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
  From the love-making frock (With the proper sized cock) Came Tocata and Fugue in D minor....
• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.