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• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
• There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
  The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air....
• There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.
• There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
  There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
• Unknown Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction....
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....