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• The math professor just accepted a new position at a university in another city and has to move.
  He and his wife pack all their belongings into cardboard boxes and have them shipped off to their new home....
• Igloo [n], Material used to keep an ig from falling apart.
• When I was a Math/Chem grad student at Princeton in 1973-74, there was a story going around about a grad student.
  This guy was always late. One day he stumbled into class late, saw seven problems written on the board, and wrote them down....
• Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why.
  ..." Be creative....
• 106 I wonder what my wife will want tonight; Wonder if the wife will fuss and fight?
  I wonder can she tell That I've been raising hell...
• Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
  o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
• Back in the old days - when slide rules were still the most sophisticated computing equipment available to scientists and engineers.
  .. Engineering students are taking a math final. Of course, slide rules are not allowed....
• Robin Givens has announced that she is filing for divorce >From heavyweight boxing champ Mike Tyson.
  Said the actress, "Our marriage was like a PG-13 movie...
• Q: Did you hear that Christie McAuliffe changed her subject?
  A: She used to teach math, but now she's history....