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  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if it is aimed well.
  An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away....
• She: Would you like one of my apples? He: No, but I'm most interested in your pair.
• The Idiot Test 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
  2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3....
• But do you have a high school diploma???
• How about them apples....
• How Smart Are You? ------------------ 20 Correct - Genius 17 Correct - Above Normal 15 Correct - Normal 8 Correct - Nincompoop 6 Correct - Moron 3 Correct - Idiot QUESTIONS 1.
  Do they have a 4th of July in England? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have?...
• The math professor's six-year-old son knocks at the door of his father's study.
  "Daddy", he says. "I need help with a math problem I couldn't do at school....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....