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  They are both given empty tea pot. So they both fill it up with water and then put it on a stove and boil it....
• The guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody
  I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!!" So everybody gets scared and runs away....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• An engineer and a mathematician are in a room with one door.
  Both of them are asked (one at a time) to go into the next room, where they will find a pot of water and a stove, and boil the pot of water....
• There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
  They went to see a counselor, and he decided that they had good problem solving skills....
• A group of scientists were doing an investigation into problem-solving techniques, and constructed an experiment involving a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician.
  The experimental apparatus consisted of a water spigot and two identical pails, one of which was fastened to the ground ten feet from the spigot....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....