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From: "29706::MLC" <mlc%29706.decnet@consrt.rockwell.
com> A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form....
From: sven@cs.widener.edu (Sven Heinicke) Q:What did the acorne say when it grew up?
A:Geomtry...
From: froberts@cheops.uvic.ca
Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
A. He works it out with a pencil. Joseph Costa, NOSC...
Three employees of NOSC (an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician) are staying in a hotel while attending a technical seminar.
The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallw...
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" -- P.
Erdos Jim Lewis, UC-Berkeley...
Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?...
Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An abelian grape.
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon. James Currie...
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?
A: Because he left a residue at every pole. Q...
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
Philippe Schnoebele...

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