A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better
times... He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says,
"Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years, your dick is burned
out; you won't be able to make love more than 30 times!"
The man walks home (deeply depressed, of course); his wife is already
expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said
concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him.
She says: " Oh my god, only 30 times! We should not waste that; we
should make a list!" He replies, "Yes, i already made a list on the way
home; sorry your name is not on it!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...