Jura Zef. Tunaqv Jrag Gb Zbfpbj, Xuehfupuri Gbbx Ure Sbe N Gbhe Bs Gur Pvgl Va Uvf Yvzb.

Jura Zef. Tunaqv Jrag Gb Zbfpbj, Xuehfupuri Gbbx Ure Sbe N Gbhe Bs Gur Pvgl Va Uvf Yvzb.

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Jura Zef. Tunaqv jrag gb Zbfpbj, Xuehfupuri gbbx ure sbe n
gbhe bs gur pvgl va uvf yvzb. Erpnyyvat uvf ivfvg gb Vaqvn,
Ur fgnegrq tvivat ure n uneq gvzr nobhg gur fnavgnel
pbaqvgvbaf gurer.

"Jura V jnf va Qryuv, V fnj uhzna rkperzrag ylvat
rireljurer."

Cbbe Zef. Tunaqv jnf greevoyl rzonenffrq, ohg bayl sbe
n zbzrag, orpnhfr whfg nurnq jnf n zna fvggvat ba uvf
urryf, fuvggvat ba gur fvqr bs gur ebnq. Fur cbvagrq guvf
bhg.

Xuehfupuri jnf yvivq naq qvqa'g urfvgngr: "Qevire, trg
bhg vzzrqvngryl naq fubbg gung zna!"

Gur qevire tbg bhg, jnyxrq hc gb gur zna jvgu uvf tha
qenja, fcbxr oevrsyl, naq gura erghearq gb gur pne.

"Fve, V pna'g fubbg gung zna, ur'f gur Vaqvna nzonffnqbe."

(Gbyq gb zr va 1978 ol na rzcyblrr bs VOZ Vaqvn.)

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