Three grade-school children learned how to swear from their friends at
school. Thinking highly of their accomplishment, they decided to try it
out at home, choosing the next morning's breakfast to show off their newly
acquired skill. As they sit down at the breakfast table, their mother
turns to the oldest child and asks what he wants for breakfast.
"Aw, hell, I think I'll have some damn cheerios," he replies, whereupon
mother whacks him a good one upside the head. Somewhat irritated, she
turns to the next child and asks him what he wants.
"Ah, hell, I'll have some of them f**king cheerios, too," is his answer,
whereupon he also gets whacked dizzy. In utter disgust, the mother turns
to the youngest child and repeats her question in a clearly angry tone of
voice.
The child replied "I sure as hell ain't going to have them f***ing
cheerios!"
