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My Gal Pal Told Me This One: Q: What Do Yuppies Call Mutual Oral Sex?
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My gal pal told me this one:
Q: What do yuppies call mutual oral sex?
A: Sixty-something.
Ron D. Harvey ..!att!ihlpm!jailbird
[ I rejected this one a long time ago, but it has shown up more frequently
so I guess there's more to it than I thought at first. ]
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Ron D. Harvey ..!att!ihlpm!jailbird [ I rejected this one a long time ago, but it has shown up more frequently so I guess there's more to it than I thought at first.
]...
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