Sure, I'd Love To Play," Says George, "but I May Be About Ten Minutes Late, So Wait For Me.

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"Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten minutes
late, so wait for me."

"Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But I may be about ten minutes
late, so wait for me."

"See you next Saturday. But I may be about ten minutes late, so wait
for me."

After a couple months, Ted is pretty tired of this routine, so he
says, "Wait a minute, George. Every week you say you may be about ten
minutes late, but you're right on time. And you beat us either
left-handed or right-handed. What's the story?"

"So what do you do if she's sleeping on her back?" Bob asks.

Pete Granger

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