"Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten minutes
late, so wait for me."
"Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But I may be about ten minutes
late, so wait for me."
"See you next Saturday. But I may be about ten minutes late, so wait
for me."
After a couple months, Ted is pretty tired of this routine, so he
says, "Wait a minute, George. Every week you say you may be about ten
minutes late, but you're right on time. And you beat us either
left-handed or right-handed. What's the story?"
"So what do you do if she's sleeping on her back?" Bob asks.
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