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• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• That reminds me of the time , a few years ago when I left home with my 5" master floppy in my pocket.
  Suddenly a gust of wind blew it into the road where it was run over by a passing millitary parade and it ended up in a patch of quick-drying cement....
• Guerr thlf ner qvfphffvat jbzra. "V yvxr gb jngpu n jbzna'f gvgf orfg," gur svefg thl fnlf.
  Gur frpbaq fnlf "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n jbzna'f nff....
• D: Jul qb jbzra gnxr ybatre guna zra gb ernpu betnfz?
  N: Jub pnerf? -- D: Ubj qb lbh xabj jura vg'f gvzr gb jnfu qvfurf naq pyrna gur ubhfr?...
• D: Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur arj oenaq bs gverf - Sverfgrva?
  N: Gurl abg bayl fgbc ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc....
• Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung gb qb ba uvf jrqqvat avtug.
  "Sbe Tbq'f fnxr, Fgna," fnvq uvf oevqr, "lbh gnxr gung guvat lbh cynl jvgu naq lbh chg vg jurer V crr....
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flag...