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• It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.
  They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife....
• This guy was walking through the zoo one day. When he was in front of the gorilla cage he bent down to tie his shoe.
  He noticed through the corner of his eye that the gorilla had also bent down....
• A boyfriend and girlfriend were visiting the zoo one day.
  They stopped outside the gorilla cage and decided to observe the gorilla's habits....
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• This zoo had a female gorilla, but no male gorilla.
  This female gorilla was really getting horny and the zoo had no one to take care of her....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Agent Selection Inside the CIA A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
  These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Who Says Mines Aren't Funny... One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
  Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office....