Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
From Margie Boule's Column ( Portland _Oregonian_).
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Miscellaneous Jokes
>From Margie Boule's column ( Portland _Oregonian_).
What do Elvis Presley and Lloyd Bentsen have in common?
They've both been reported alive recently.
Related:
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
What do Saddam Hussien and pantyhose have in common? - They both irritate BUSH!
Q: What do a condom and a BMW have in common? A: They both have a dick inside.
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration....
Q: What do the Post Office & Kinney's have in common? A: Both have 30,000 black loafe
What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?
- They both look out their window and see Rubble....
What do a tupperware hostess and a perverted eskimo have in common?
they both like a good tight seal!...
What do the moon and false teeth have in common? They both come out at night.
Q: What do Marion Barry and Marilyn Quayle have in common? A: They both blow a little dope.