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Customer: How Much Is A Haircut? Barber: Eight Dollars.
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Customer: How much is a haircut?
Barber: Eight dollars.
Customer: How much is a shave?
Barber: A buck.
Customer: In that case, shave my hair off ...
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A barber nicked a customer rather badly while giving him a shave.
Hoping to make amends, the barber asked, "Do you want your head wrapped in a towel?...
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
Having just finished his meal, the restaraunt customer was eagerly looking forward to enjoying a good cup of coffee before he left.
As the waiter returned from the kitchen, the customer noticed that the waiter was holding the cup in such a way that his thumb curled over the rim of the cup and was actually submerged in the brew....
A man walks into a cake shop, goes up to the counter and asks for a doughnut.
The assistant picks up a pair of silver tongs, retrieves a doughnut and places it on a dish....
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks....
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A fool and his money are my kind of custome
Will: How much will it cost to take me to the train station?
Taxi driver: Five dollars, sir. Will: How much will you charge to take my suitcase?...