Two tourists, a Pole and Czechoslovakian, were visiting Yellowstone National
Park. Their first night, two huge bears wandered into their campsite and ate
the two hapless tourists. The park rangers set out immediately to find these
killer bears. Finally, they cornered two bears, a male and a female, which
they thought might have been responsible. "What do you think we ought to do
with them?" asked the first ranger. "Well," the second ranger replied, "I
figure we should cut the bears open. If we find the people inside, we know
we've got our killer bears." Whereupon, the first ranger began to cut the
female bear, and sure enough he found the remains of the Pole. "Any luck?"
he called out to his partner. "Yep," said the other. "The Czech is in the
male."
