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• Early one spring, a saleswoman's car broke down in the middle of Northern Michigan.
  After miles of walking, she found a farmhouse with two men sitting on the front porch....
• On a shopping trip to Green Bay, the "Big City," a yupper bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle.
  He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished....
• Three yuppers, Sven, Ole and Karl, were sitting in a boat fishing.
  It was a grey autumn morning, a light drizzle fell from the skies and the lake reflected like the color of old pewter....
• Two yuppers got lost while hunting in the woods. One turned to the other and said, "Grandpa Sven always said that if you are lost, you should fire three shots in the air.
  It's a distress signal, and someone will come to rescue....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• Here in Kentucky, we're in the middle of deer hunting season, which means that the woods are full of people armed with weapons with a higher caliber than their IQ.
  Which brings to mind the story of the man who took his wife deer hunting (apologies to those who may be offended by the sexism - actually female deer hunters are no stupider than males)....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• And of course you heard about the Pole and the Czech who went hunting.
  .. The rangers had warned them about the bears, but they felt they were well enough equipped....