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>From Mark Brader's <msb@sq.com> .signature:
"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
their C programs." -- Robert Firth
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From rsalz@pineapple.bbn.com Thu Jan 26 05:30:03 1989 Flag
000000000000 From: rsalz@pineapple.bbn.com (Rich Salz) Subjec...
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BR><BR> No Information Highway<BR> (No Highway by Nevil Shute)&l...
Tidbits **Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?!** AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership".
He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence....
From msmith@topaz.rutgers.edu Wed Dec 7 19:35:24 1988 Flag
000000000000 From: msmith@topaz.rutgers.edu (Mark Robert Smith) Subjec...
Three men, two Americans and an <ethnic>, are standing at the top of Empire State Building.
It is quite windy and one of the Americans say: "I bet the wind is so strong that if I threw myself from the building, the wind would stop me halfway down and it would carry me all the way back up here....
Mark Smith (alias Smitty) "Be careful when looking into the distance, RPO 1604
P.O. Box 5063 that you do not miss what is right under your nose....
<-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire.
USComputer Lexicon By Cornelius Unicorn Beginne
A person who believes more than one-sixteenth of a computer salesperson's spiel....