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The Next Thing You Know, Instead Of Issuing Stamps, They're Just Going Slap A Little Glue On The Backs Of Dollar Bills .
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The next thing you know, instead of issuing stamps, they're just going slap
a little glue on the backs of dollar bills ...
Related:
Before long we won't need stamps. We'll be able just to paste a dollar in the corner of each envelope.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Unknown What is the difference between a dollar bill and the Buffalo Bills?
You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill....
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
M E M O R A N D U M DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURYINTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE TO
All male employees: FROM: Internal Revenue Service RE...
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
I glue all my bills together. Why? Mail bonding ritual.
BAR TRANSLATIONS "No, really, I'm OK to drive." --I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
"I'm not used to these darts." --I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed....