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• Q:" How many Americans does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" One. "A:" Two - One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws)....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Dune Coons does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the stool, but they need a foreign adviser to tell them it was burned out....
• How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the broken socket....
• Q:" How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner....
• How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. Two holding the ladder, and one to screw the bulb into the faucet....