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• Q:" How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Baltimore Colts, .
  ..) does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble....
• How many Duke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket....
• Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q. How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
  A. It doesn't matter how many academics there are....
• How many Wellesley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  The whole student body--girls can't do anything right....