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How Many Mahayana Buddhists Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb,
one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these.
Related:
How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
Another in a series .... Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb....
LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half.
How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.