How Many Mahayana Buddhists Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

HomeShort JokesMiscellaneous Jokes

How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb,
one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these.

Related: