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• Q:" How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• Q:" How many Hoosiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Twenty. One to hold the bulb, four to hold the chair, and fifteen to drink Moonshine until the room spins around....
• How many sex therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....