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I Met A Girl At A Party The Other Night.
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I met a girl at a party the other night. One thing led to another and before
I knew it, I was having sex with her. I wondered what kind of birth control
she was using. It was foam. By the time I found out, I looked like a mad
dog.
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
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I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.
1)"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....