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• Q:" How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many strong Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• Q:" How many strong <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 115 - One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• Q: How many strong bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 115: One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• Q: How many strong <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• How many missionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  101. One to screw it in and the other 100 to convince everyone else to screw in light bulbs too....
• How many Shiites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to hijack a light bulb, one to commandeer a jet to Beirut airport, one to hold press conferences, and one to negotiate with Israel and the US for the release of fluorescent bulbs held hostage around the world!...
• Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 10: One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....