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• Q:" How many poor slobs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, poor slobs don't have light bulbs. They're too expensive....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
  A: You can unscrew a light bulb....
• Q:" What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
  "A:" You can unscrew a light bulb....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
  A: You can unscrew a lightbulb....