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• Q:" How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" That's a military secret.
• How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.
• How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half.
• Q:" How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" A fish.
• How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them.
• How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Into what?
• How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000.
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....