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• Q:" How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?
  "A:" None, They don't have it. (by Robin Williams on a Carrol Burnett TV special, February, 1987)...
• Q:" How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, They'll have their girls do it for them....
• How many sexists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They'll have their girls do it for them....
• Q:" How many poor slobs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, poor slobs don't have light bulbs. They're too expensive....
• Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it....
• How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. A Real Woman would have lots of Real Men around to change it....
• Q:" How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, "Real Woman" would have plenty of real men around to do it....
• Q: How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. A "Real Woman" would have plenty of "Real Men" around to do it....