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Two Texans Are Standing On A Bridge Bragging About Their Manliness, When They Decide To Piss Into The River Below.
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Two Texans are standing on a bridge bragging about their manliness,
when they decide to piss into the river below. After commencing,
they continue bragging:
Texan 1: "The water's cold."
Texan 2: "Yeah. Deep too."
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