Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into
your computer keyboard. Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know
you like it because you are smiling. Please allow someone else to use the
keyboard, because I'm really horny and wish to reproduce!
INS INS INS INS INS INS INS INS ...
Howdya like the way I jab that insert key baby? I'll bet your control is
ready to break.
ENTER
ENTER
ENTER
Heh, heh. Bet you let out an extended character or two when I rammed that
one home.
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN
by: Daniel J. Salomon Department of Computer Science, University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada N2L 3G1
There are so many programming languages available that it can be very
difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you....