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• It seems a teacher walked into the boy's bathroom and caught four boys having a contest to see who could pee highest on the wall.
  The teacher was disgusted and took the boys to the Principal's office....
• Little Johnny: "I'm Too Smart" Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
• Ready for a Higher Grade... Johnny says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...
• A teacher stood in front of her grade school classroom and said, "Behind my back, I'm holding something round and hard and red.
  What is it." Tommy raised his hand and said, "A red ball....
• A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
  During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other....
• There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
  Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
• Where is God? Two bothers, ages eight and ten, were always getting themselves into trouble for some reason or another.
  If something was missing, they were probably involved....
• It was the 1st day of school. The 2nd grade teacher asked some of her students to tell the class a story of something that had happened to them over the summer break in which they learned a moral.
  The first student stood up and said, "Well, I went to my father's farm, and oneday we counted the eggs in the chicken coupe to see how many chicks we would get, but that night a wolf came and ate 1/2 of the eggs....
• Two little boys A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
  The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved....