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• God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St. Peter teed his ball up and hit it.
  It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down the fairway....
• A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
  Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you....
• Jesus and Moses went out to play golf one day. Moses tees off on the first hole, and hits a beautiful 250-yard drive right in the middle of the fairway.
  Jesus steps up, and hits a worm-burner about 50 yards....
• Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven, God and Jesus went down to earth to play some golf.
  Going into the last hole, which was a difficult par 5, they are par for par....
• Taking a day off, Jesus and St. Peter decide to play golf.
  At one part of the course, they came up to a short shot over a shallow pond....
• Reason for Swearing... Once there was a man who walked into a confessional.
  ell me your sins" said the priest. "Father," replied the man "I have used some foul language over the weekend and I feel absolutely terrible"....
• The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
  So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day....
• Jesus, Moses and a very old man are playing golf. At the first hole there was a water puddle aprox 10 ft.
  from the hole. The first one to go was Moses. He swung and it was a beautiful shot but it headed right for the water puddle....