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• Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles? A: Warsaw!
• The telephone company put out a tender for the installation of telephone poles.
  Three groups applied. A group of newfies (canadian polacks), a group of jews, and a group of italians....
• Hear about the Polish/Italian soccer game? Italy didn't show up, and three plays later the Poles won.
• 1) During World War II, Hitler hoped Italy would . .
  . a) be a strong member of the Axis powers b) act as a staging area for activities in the Mediterranean c) get stomped flat by the Allies before Germany did 2) Who fired the last 3 shots into Mussolini's body?...
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  Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....
• If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
  Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....
• Q: How do you get 50 Jewish people in a car? A: Throw a dime inside.
  Q: How do you get 50 germans in a car? A: Throw a Jewish person inside....
• A management consulting company was hired during the war to find a way to defeat the Germans.
  In particular, the German U-Boats were the area that made them so dangerous....
• Q: Did you hear about the new Rock Hudson jeans? A: The zipper is in the back.