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• The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a disturbance brewing.
  He rushes over and breaks through the crowd to discover a blind man swinging his seeing-eye dog around over his head by the dog's tail....
• A blind guy walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog and, for no apparent reason, grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the poor mutt around and around.
  A clerk rushes over to the man to see if he could help....
• Blind Man A blind man and his guide dog went into a department store to do some shopping.
  all of a sudden, the man picked his dog up by the tail and started swinging him around in circles....
• A blind man and his dog go into the supermarket and then the blind man takes his dog by the collar and starts to swing him around over his head, knocking things off the shelves.
  The manager comes up to the blind man and asks "excuse me sir, can I help you?...
• A LADY GETS INTO A CAB IN N.Y.C. STARK NAKED AND ASKS THE CABBY TO TAKE HER TO 46TH & 8TH AV.
  HE SAYS,"LADY HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THIS?" SHE SAYS,"WITH THIS!...
• A blind man walks into a store with a seeing eye dog.
  He takes the dog by the tail, and starts to spin it in circles!...
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• The Old Man A self-important young man goes out and buys the best car available
  a 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo. It is one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world....